So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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