my phone cant type all the emotion im having
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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