True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Pants are for mortals
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