im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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