are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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