fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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