she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
