No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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