im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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