i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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