I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
3 2 1 whiskey
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
