Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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