belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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