This dress was meant to end up on your floor
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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