Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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