Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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