Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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