Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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