Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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