So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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