how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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