I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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