so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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