Where did you get a picture of my penis
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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