whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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