with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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