I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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