hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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