that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This is my gift to your gina
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
