Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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