: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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