I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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