FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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