elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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