It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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