We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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