so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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