do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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