HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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