Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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