Christians are straight up FREAKS
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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