It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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