: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
