my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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