If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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