that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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