Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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