Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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