Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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