Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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