I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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